I'm sure you've heard the idiom, "The squeaky wheel gets the grease." Well in this case, we have cried so often in this column about the need for a portable potty at Kahului Airport that it looks like it may finally happen! (At least that's the rumor we're hearing from the Coconut Crystal Ball.)
If they would like to name that porta-potty after me, I would not be like, wicked proud, but I wouldn't be terribly embarrassed either. Of course my kids might not like the idea so much.
More interesting gossip just in. How do you make a good thing even better? Answer--Something's brewing at the Mala Restaurant in Wailea and--if the rumors are true--it will be one of the most exciting island culinary happenings of the year.
and Another Thing...
Remember, you heard it first right here! Stay tuned!
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