During the past two years that I have been writing for this paper, I have been complaining, cajoling, wishing and demanding on "penned" knees, pleading for a porta-potty to be installed at the cell phone parking lot adjacent to our Kahului Airport (OGG) terminal.
Finally, it has happened. Thanks to Airport District Manager Marvin Moniz, the "miracle of Saint Johnny-on-the Spot" has appeared at our airport to help make the wait for the arrival of friends, family and guests a much more comfortable and convenient experience!
I am secretly hoping they will name the porta-potty after me!
The Squeaky Wheel Gets the TP
Oh, sure, my kids might be embarrassed, but there has to be an upside to the concept: Maybe I get an honorary porta-potty priority pass?
I'll get back to you on that.