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Marriage--by any other name

February 13, 2014
Stuart Arthur Rice - Kanaio , Maui Weekly

I have a marginally modest proposal and sensible semantic solution to the controversy over same-sex "whatchacallit."

The new laws shall apply equally in each of these cases as regarding, for example, financial benefits of:

1."Marr-iage," upheld unblemished, between a man and a woman;

2."Care-iage," uniting two women;

3."Share-iage," uniting two men.

Hence, we as a nation, recognizing three lawful social institutions, will discuss how to spell, pronounce and integrate marriage, care-iage and share-iage, thus respecting, honoring and upholding "The Cherished Traditional," while embracing de facto present-day 21st century alternatives.

Stuart Arthur Rice

Kanaio

 
 
 

 

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